I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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