after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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