There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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