I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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