I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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