Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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