plz talk dirty to me
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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