i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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