White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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