using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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