so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm passing your future prison.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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