I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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