barbara walters just said penis...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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