have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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