so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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go home
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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