Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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