Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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