half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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