bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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