dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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