I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize