I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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