we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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