my phone needs a breathalizer
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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