found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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