HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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