Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So. Much. Porn.
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