At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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