im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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