nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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