butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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