I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The air taste purple.
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