you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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