So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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