So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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