so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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