Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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