'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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