Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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