We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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