Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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