new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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