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I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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You still have to go anyway

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Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(856): I'll just stay a virgin forever then (1-856): You still have to go anyway (856): Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around http://tfl.nu/rkrx

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(775): View more from Nevada

Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink

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(775): Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink http://tfl.nu/sedp

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling

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on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid

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(215): So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling (215): on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid http://tfl.nu/4rn1

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(847): View more from Illinois

so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner

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(847): so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner http://tfl.nu/rb90

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(214): View more from Texas

Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.

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(214): Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas. http://tfl.nu/702a

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing

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(610): just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing http://tfl.nu/xxuk

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(773): View more from Illinois

I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.

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(773): I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced. http://tfl.nu/90fx

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..

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(410): I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle.. http://tfl.nu/lwyr

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(972): View more from Texas

It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

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(972): It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians. http://tfl.nu/8vkd

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(540): View more from Virginia

we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.

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(540): we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate. http://tfl.nu/t1ac

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(406): View more from Montana

He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage

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(406): He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage http://tfl.nu/22pw

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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.

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(970): I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie. http://tfl.nu/haj1

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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.

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(503): Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home. http://tfl.nu/ow7v

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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.

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(801): Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype. http://tfl.nu/layx

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(443): View more from Maryland

Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.

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(443): Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it. http://tfl.nu/cvh2

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