He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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