Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I checked into jail on foursquare
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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