Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
MIDGETS
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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