ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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