I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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