WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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