i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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